American furniture warehouse , what a freak show !!!! How do all those people fit that furniture in there trailers !!!!! Im wondering why 150 died today in a 8.5 , and 1 month ago half a million died in a 6.5 , is God telling us all something or was that God less prick d=Darwin right about something , Im a proud Christian and know God is there !!!!! Had to fire 2 ets last night for bad table dances , jeez why cant they keep it together it breaks my heart , its so embarassing for everyone and makes me look like a pimp and i hate that . Star Wars party was fun last night , tonight is the 70s party i love staff dress ups so do the guests , it really keeps the club differant and so fun !!!!!!! I have been watching the show Sparticus on Showtime and i love it , sure its kind of gayish because of all the sweaty gladiaters rubbing up on each other , but theres also lots of blood and heads getting chopped off, so its a fair trade i guess , my wife hates it , i love her for watching it with me every week …. WE open till 4 am tonight so here we go !!!!!!!! matt

Wednesdays are always a good day for me as a strip club guy because im cooled down from work and well rested and most of the time ready to go back to work and face 1000 s of drunks and at least 20 strange stressed out situations . My new son is 3 weeks old and sick , had to take him to the doctor today , Presley my 2 year old dumped a hole yogurt on our familys oldest dog bruser , the other dogs all 4 attacked him because they thought he was yogurt !!! My 10 year old has a history project due tomorrow and is crying and pulling her hair out , its a great day off . Anyway who cares about Tiger Woods hes a jackass , a great golfer hell yes but a shitty dad !!! I am going to start having the girls in the amature strip-off sing a karioke song topless every thursday , that should really get the crowd going . Time to eat dinner Matt

Snow all night tonight , that icey cold kind of night that makes people not want to go to the club but stay home and watch movies , thank God we still had 10 girls enter our amature strip off . 3 of the contestants feel down on stage much to the crowds enjoyment . Had to give my new manager Wayne time off , really like him alot a great guy just no room for him right now . Ricks clubs is buying all the pts clubs up in denver , that is pretty good news for us at Shotguns because they arent very good at making guests happy and there girls are very rough looking . ThAT crazy basterd flew his plane into that IRS office today wow whats happening to this perfect country we all call home . I love America , but i worry so much now because of my kids . Matt

Playboy tv or showtime is for sure buying under the gun , im so pumped , the club will be very infamous now for sure !!!! TH e producer is directing me to be myself and i guess im a crabby old dick because he said i reminded him of Simon Cowell . I like coffee to much ive been going to starbucks everyday lately . Ilove my wife so much she let me win a bet we had over the weight of jack my new son , anyway i took my 100 dollar winnings and bought 2 psp games and 2 new american eagle sweatshirts . Capt Phil from the most dangerous catch on the discovery died yesterday im pissed , i got to spend time with him last year in the club he was a great down to earth man he will be missed !!!

My son was born sat , at 7 am 6.5 pounds and 19 inches long , i just about missed it because grandma had to pick up my 3 other kids i was freaking out but it all worked out Jack was born after 4 pushes . We got home from the hospital sunday and Jackson crapped out the side of his clothes sticky black poop everywhere , i love it kids are everything to me now . The SIA convention was great the KLASSNINE party on sat 800 screaming snowboarders gave Shotgun Willies our best month in history i sure feel good !!

Thats right i do wonder but not really i know why people arent buying new cars its because the car salesmen are cocky pricks that try and take advantage of you . I bought my wife an 06 suburban z71 and not only did the salesman ( clyde ) try and sell me a long over priced warinty , he told me i was a bad human for being a strip club manager and that i made to much money !!! I dealt with him because i really wanted that truck but it sucked . My 2 year old Presley is not liking the baby Jack at all she has turned into a dog and barks and licks now , she cries every time i even hold the baby and then starts the dog thing , they say this is normal behavior , but wow !!! Anyway back to work after my 7 day maturnity leave and im ready to go !!!!! wISH me luck Matt

Im off for a week so weird things happen art the club while im gone sometimes . Cat fight means 2 girls fighting and its always scary and so crazy , i have been beaten up given beatings but when women fight it is so scary women are way meaner and tougher than men , if women where as natural strong as men , us men would be beaten up daily . Anyway bridgette the et threw up into tasha the ets hair the other night , bridgette said she was sorry , bought tash some wine but tasha would not stop wineing and yelling about her stinky hair situation and this went on for days . Finaly bridgettes boyfriend who hands out beatings weekly to his girlfriend bridgette , calls the club saying he was going to shoot the place up , jeez cant a guy get a break . Anyway bridgette is suspended her violent shitbag boyfriend is going to jail , and tasha is on the no drink list at work . I wish bridgeete would dump this guy but she will not . Im back to work Sat cant wait .

My son was born sat , at 7 am 6.5 pounds and 19 inches long , i just about missed it because grandma had to pick up my 3 other kids i was freaking out but it all worked out Jack was born after 4 pushes . We got home from the hospital sunday and Jackson crapped out the side of his clothes sticky black poop everywhere , i love it kids are everything to me now . The SIA convention was great the KLASSNINE party on sat 800 screaming snowboarders gave Shotgun Willies our best month in history i sure feel good !! I am taking a week off for the new baby ill be back to work saturday , i just hears our third episode of under the gun is in the can , wow maybe we will be famous . mY son and i are about to watch Halloween 2 in blueray how much fun is that , my new life .

Did anyone forget mr jackson was a child molester and when he died his bedroom was full of babies they where dolls thank god . We still have not had our new baby , my wife is hurting soooo bad if feel terrible for getting her pregnant . I really like comcast alot i have there email and there phone and of course cable tv , with a badass d v r ….. The cougar strip-off was fun but only 2 ladies over 30 years old showed up they where pretty but kind of old looking and that puts me in a bad spot !!!! IM feeling fat today as soon as the baby comes i will get back down to my normal weight of 150 , im 170 now and i feel like some fat penthouse girl . HAVE to go wish me luck its friday night and all the S I A kids are coming back !!! THANK YOU NEVERSUMMER D C , FLO BOARDS AND OF COURSE Ride snowboards …..

My poor wife and i are still waiting for Jack to be born , Tracy is so damm sick we have no slept in days ireally hope he comes today !!! I had 2 great days off , Obamas state of the union was a joke he really said nothing , i cant wait for him to go away . S I A , starts today should be great for the club the snowboarders love boobs … RIDE , KLASSNINE , BURTAN , all friends of mine should make a good weekend . UNDER THE GUN is going well i really think it might be a really big deal ( reality show about SHOTGUN WILLIES ) , i look fat and ugly in the show but at least im funny . Its 745 am and i have a long day ahead wish me luck . Matt