Wednesdays are always a good day for me as a strip club guy because im cooled down from work and well rested and most of the time ready to go back to work and face 1000 s of drunks and at least 20 strange stressed out situations . My new son is 3 weeks old and sick , had to take him to the doctor today , Presley my 2 year old dumped a hole yogurt on our familys oldest dog bruser , the other dogs all 4 attacked him because they thought he was yogurt !!! My 10 year old has a history project due tomorrow and is crying and pulling her hair out , its a great day off . Anyway who cares about Tiger Woods hes a jackass , a great golfer hell yes but a shitty dad !!! I am going to start having the girls in the amature strip-off sing a karioke song topless every thursday , that should really get the crowd going . Time to eat dinner Matt