Did anyone forget mr jackson was a child molester and when he died his bedroom was full of babies they where dolls thank god . We still have not had our new baby , my wife is hurting soooo bad if feel terrible for getting her pregnant . I really like comcast alot i have there email and there phone and of course cable tv , with a badass d v r ….. The cougar strip-off was fun but only 2 ladies over 30 years old showed up they where pretty but kind of old looking and that puts me in a bad spot !!!! IM feeling fat today as soon as the baby comes i will get back down to my normal weight of 150 , im 170 now and i feel like some fat penthouse girl . HAVE to go wish me luck its friday night and all the S I A kids are coming back !!! THANK YOU NEVERSUMMER D C , FLO BOARDS AND OF COURSE Ride snowboards …..
Archive for January, 2010
IM GLAD Michael Jackson is dead
Friday, January 29th, 2010Wheres my Baby
Thursday, January 28th, 2010My poor wife and i are still waiting for Jack to be born , Tracy is so damm sick we have no slept in days ireally hope he comes today !!! I had 2 great days off , Obamas state of the union was a joke he really said nothing , i cant wait for him to go away . S I A , starts today should be great for the club the snowboarders love boobs … RIDE , KLASSNINE , BURTAN , all friends of mine should make a good weekend . UNDER THE GUN is going well i really think it might be a really big deal ( reality show about SHOTGUN WILLIES ) , i look fat and ugly in the show but at least im funny . Its 745 am and i have a long day ahead wish me luck . Matt
ghosts in the mist
Saturday, January 23rd, 2010Yes we have ghosts at shotgun willies !!! We had a ghost hunter come record the basement last sat night and we got at least 3 voices , holy shit im not kidding , wow is right . One of the voices could be from a girl that worked for me for a long time , and i dated , Stepheine Bless ANGEL !!!!!!! Also there was alot of other scary things like differant voices , weird sounds , maybe even a dog barking . I want the ghosts to go to the light i feel sorry for them . aNY WAY baby still not here my poor wife is in alot of pain ,,,,, baby jack please come soon !!! Matt
Babies Babies Babies
Friday, January 22nd, 2010My son is due any minute i cant wait , Tracy is dialated all the way to a 2 , she is in pain we need to get this baby out , his name is going to be Jack by the way . Work has been so good lately evryone is making money . S I A ,big snow board convention is next week , snowboarders love boobs !!! Had 16 girls in the strip-off last night only hired 3 , lots of dogs i felt sorry for several of the ugly girls i mean where do these ugly girls come from !!!!! I love BIG STEVE on K H O W , i let him down last night i felt terrible . kEO AND i got into a fight thur night , that also made me feel like shit . Have been really cracking down on table dance rules lately , the gorls have n=been mad atr me , jeeeeez maybe in a bitch right now no one seems very happy with me , i better pull my head out of my ass and treat my co-workers better . sEE YA Matt
Crazy X wife attack !!
Saturday, January 16th, 2010One of ouR NFL player vips was sitting in the club last night and his hot xwife snuck into the valet and keyed his car worse than ive ever seen in my 41 years , it was a huge white gash running from the front of his new mercedes benz suv all the way to the back end !!! After the wife did this she ran down colorado blvd , jermy and Paul my valets chased her down and caught her , the police also got her , it turns out shes been doing mean crazy things to this poor guy for awhile he just could not prove it !!!! Some times us guys win !!!! any way i wish i could tell you all his name but i cant but hes a really good running back !!!! oTHER THAN THAT we where so busy , over 500 guests , fun night !!!! Matt
THur Night party
Friday, January 15th, 2010Love me some stock show , its been great for us so far this year !!! lOTS OF COWBOYS WITH CLASS ,its been nice the girls are doing well . Had to kick this famous lawyer from LA out last night cant say his name , what a dick kept grabbing the girls told him to out his denttrs in and get the hell out . Hired the mad pooper back shes not going to drink any more . Comcast is great i love HD tv i cant watch anything but HD now !!!!! wELL IM in the office getting ready for my friday night shift wish me luck !!!!
IM Bleaching My Teeth
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010Thats right and the bleach tastes like bleach , awful . I just really hate yellow and brownish teeth and people that have off colored teeth gross me out !!! Our baby is due any day my wife Tracy is about to burst into tears of pain right next to me , baby come baby please come !!! One of the managers at work lost a deposit , we all have to pitch in to pay it back . Have about 205 girls on staff right now at work so i feel pretty good about my managemant lately , not being to much of a dick witch happens some times . Well need to go my wife and i are getting ready to watch NIP TUCK , fun !!!