Dont let the titile of my blog fool you , i think Darwin for the most part is wrong , im a inteligent design guy big time !!!!!  It is fun to think that as i get older dumb people and there children do dissolve into nouthingness but being a pretty good Christian i must live with the dumb and respect them , acording to my government i must support them and even let them make new laws , what a world !!!    The reason im a little tead off about things is i got a shitty email yesterday from a FRIEND of mine who a had a date with one of the entertainers she and a friend meet him and a friend in steamboat the guy gave the girl a big gift right off the bat , she and her friend said they where going to change there clothes and left steamboat with the gift , the two guys where just left setting there waiting for hours for the girls to come back , but they just came back to denver leaving the guys waiting for hours wow !!!!  This guy is pissed the email sucked he wants me to fire the girl NOWAY , the girl of course called off and does not want to work for a while because she ripped this guy off her excuse is awesome , she said she broke her hip and being that shes an american indian she has to go to North Dakota where all indians get free medical care …..  So i lose a friend-vip , also i lose a hot entertainer ,     i wish everyone would keep the party in the club life would be so much better .   Matt

AIG sucks , pay those poor bastards there bonus s , they work in boxs for a big shity insurence company my GOD help them .  The economy will be strong again in America it will take some more time but things will get better . I came home at 430 am i think one of my 3 cats in in heat yuk !!!!!  I have an animal problem i love them all , 4 dogs 2 birds the cats a rabbit and of course fish guppys they will not live long but there tank gets so smelly my poor beautiful wife is always cleaning . Tonite was slow but fun the day after st. pats is always tough most of the clubs vips party so damm hard the have to sleep on this somber day after the irish party day , CRAP for me and the girls . Speaking of the girls ive turned over some of the day shift , it was time you see after a long time some of the entertainers just get tired of the job , they get so mean and it sucks bad . One of these lovely girls works as a nurse during the day and told a guest that she rarely washes her hands after her nurseing job and she just changed an 90 year old s diaper that had yellow shit all over it , she then stuck her hand in the mans beer , giggled and walked away .  She was one of the girls i “turned over ” .  Well goodnight im tired wash your hands .      Matt

Hi matt im here to audition , im a little scummy but maybe youll hire me anyway , im not fat !!!!!   OK i think to my self lets give this thing i mean girl a shot .   MISTAKE      After the audition i sat and talked to the poor girl told her she was not up to our ( my ) highstandards .  I think we where cool she understood she took a cab home and life was good it was saturday night we where already busy on the floor .   Thenher boyfriend tried to come running through the front door with out paying a cover to beat me up i know after being here 16 teen years alot of people dont like me but the smart ones at least pay cover before coming in to punch me out .   After all is said and done we kicked him out he kept calling with threats etc  etc it was a weird way to start the night !!!!!    I put together 2 new desks for my kids  today i sure do love them , hope to have a great sunday night wish me luck !!!!!   Matt

Bull shit ,  has anyone seen lying that has been going on about my father on the news , its all bullshit .  I was adopted by Mike in 2001 0r so , i have no birth father or dont know him never meet him , so thats right im a bastard , Mike took me in and loves me like im blood to him , have we had our problems and growing pains , hell yes enough for a novel but the man is a great dad , a loving husband , a super grandpa , has helped raise Tyler who i think is near perfect .  So please know Mike Dunafon is a good man .  My family and i are thinking of going to mexico next month , fun times in PLAYA !!!!   I love mexico and have been there over 10 times , have been in jail in COBO , and been robbed with a shotgun in that wonderful country , but for all its problems i love mexico sooooo much i know we will be safe mexico has been having all these kidnapping and and robery problems forever the media is just finally on to it , mexican love us bad ass super spending gringos !!!  THurs we had a great amature strip-off 7 girls in it , hired 4 , all pretty and cool , life is ggod at SHOTGUN WILLIES      for today …………..   Matt

We just got over the lice break-out , now my 16 month old has a nasty cold , my wife and i will be sick within a few days now , thats just how things work when you have kids god bless them .   Well with 5 great sales weeks in a row i feel good about taking an extra day off this week , with Presley so sick i think we will just stay home and watch tv , witch i truely love , i know its not cool or mentally healthy to love television but i do , fox news reality tv , those hbo shows make me very happy  and holy shit a t v r is the best invention ive ever used i swear !!!!!!   Well its 730 am and i keep getting texts from some very wasted still partying vip friends of mine , they tell me they have been drinking since sunday night and want to know if ill come open the club for them , bless there hearts i love the Shotguns colture !!!!!!!!

Matt this place sucks im on stage 3rd song, my arms are crossed , im chewing gun , wheres my cell phone by the way i was late to stage half song because i was reading star magazine downstairs , no one is tipping me ……. why matt why !!!!!  Does anyone understand why this girl is not making any tips ?????  I try so hard to make all my hard working entertainers understand that attitude is everything while on the floor of shotgun willies , a smile and a hello is money in your purse , ignoring guests and talking on the phone to your girlfriend is a great way to be judged like a red neck hooker . Thank god 90 percent of our staff are hard-working classy hot smart women , but as we all no theres 10 percent who cant spell the word dog , and drink mouth wash for a buzz not for freash breath . Well sunday night was busy thanks to SUIT 200 , 24K , 5 DEGREES AND ALL MY OTHER hard partying hard drinking bar biz brothers !!!!!!!!   Im off till Thursday i plan in wearing my pjs for 3 days straight .   Matt

That chimp on the east coast that ripped that poor womens face off and ate her hands has nothing on some of our vips . Saturday night said vip calls 3 times that hes coming please save MY table { bought a bottle last week for a half price discount left a 5 dollar tip . } Vip gets to the club he loves to smoke i comp him 2 cigars , he takes a puff and thinks they are not good enough for him , he demands i COMP 2 more , jeeeeez ! I check 10 minutes later on him while he sitting at HIS TABLE , he tells me to bring him my hottest entertainer the girl i brought him last week was hot but just not smart enough for him , please bring him a entertainer thats just as smart as he is { in the real world all 200 of our dance staff is smarter classier and has more brains than this poor ego driven saap }  Later that night the vip left with a smile on his face !!!!!   Im not whinning i love my job , for christ sake im just a glorified waiter but i just wanted to tell the story .     The lice break out in my perfect home has been stomped out by my lovely wife so life is good .      Matt

As a fat, i mean large bodied mexican fella shoved me up against the wall and yelled into my face ” im a vip why did i have to pay to get in here ” i thought jee whiz the door guys have to put up with a ton of bullshit , i mean i can pretend i get a call on the radio and run off , but my brave tough door staff is stuck !!!!!  As i sit here writing this my 16 month old is crying , and i am preping myself to go to the 9 am showing of THE WATCHMAN with my 2 stepchildren , i cant wait , but ill be tired , but ill napp before going into my 530 sat night shift .  Friday overall was a smooth night for the most part , very busy , hot , crabby but fast waitresss im very lucky and sooooo happy , i still cant beleave the club is doing so well in this sad economy my family and i are blessed . Well i do have some funny stories about a pantless entertainer , lice , and mouse crap but i need bed .     Matt

Hi ladies and gentlemen, all boys and girls.  Come on down to Colorado’s Best Strip Club Tonight The feature of entertainment we bring is the brain child of  Shotgun’s Valet staff member Paul.  Introducing, the famous AMATEUR STRIP OFF.  That’s right.  Watch these lovely ladies step into the main stage in a dance off for a cash prize, and a position to perform as an entertainer at the world famous SHOTGUN WILLIE’S!