I fixed up my passwords so im ready to blog away again !!! Lots of fun and crazy things have happened over the past few months . My family is great , my neighbors hate my dogs and told my wife that there going to spray poison on the bushes wow what an old dry raison of a bitch there small cute little dogs . I had an old friend betray me , the club has been busy and hot !!!!! The summer is here kids !!!!!!! Well ill be blogging Matt

Yes im in bed wearing blood stained 2 day old crusty pjs after my big surgery on Monday , am i sore yes , do i still feel like a man yes !!! I was not sure what to expect being that my doctor told me in the middle of the operation that he liked Obamas health care plan ( can fools be doctors , yes ! ) , also the poor fella that had his snip before me was wearing his wifes underware because he was to cheap to buy a jock ha ha ha , the nurse told me , he was also fat and that makes the procedure a lot longer and harder for the docter , hmmmm i wonder how they peel back all those layers of fat , gross , maybe they sprinkle some baby powder and look for the wet spot ! Any way i go back to work tomorrow ive watched The Matrix part Two three times , HD rules !!! Matt

Its the final 4 in mens basketball and its pretty fun , actually its exciting even for a guy that is short and fat and does not like b ball ( me ) , THE REASON I BRING IT UP is womens college basketball GROSS !!! I have a 12 year old girl who plays in grade school and thats cute and builds character , Large sweaty college girls are gross , and who the hell watches it we all know its on t. v. for 1 reason , so the networks are not accused of being sexist !!!! I just had to get that out sorry girls . Got punched in the face last night by stage 2 by an out of control red neck women , not fun turned intop a big fight and kind of killed the energy too bad because it really was a fun night , had a taxi cab apperication party and feed about 60 hungrey drivers !!!! Had to suspend a bartender for selling drinks past last call on thur , it was rough , but also well deserved . Rachel is one of our girls thats in Playboy mag , anyway her feature act was great , she also is selling head shots of herself , well time i get to work the Black Eyed Peas are coming in after there show and i have about 12 big bachelor parties booked tonight !!!! Matt

Nothing like a slow night to kick my ass and make me feel useless !!! Oh well ill work so hard to make sure next thur kicks ass !!! Had a tabloid fella ask me about Sting ( hes been to the club several times ) told him the truth that Sting is so nice and quit but that he smells like a barn . Had 10 ugly girls in tonight amature strip-off , felt like i was in a J. R. Tolken novel , weird . Getting my vasectomy on monday , im really nervous im nothing but a neutered dog !!! Time for me to sleep . Matt

Tonight is our 80s party it really is fun , i had a great day my wife really loves me today made me lunch in bed as i watched the history of nascar on Showtime , i am a redneck and who cares . IM worried about that horrible president passing the health care bill it really will bankrupt our wonderful country . Anyway ill blog more i promise and hopefully the comments will work soon !!! Biz is great lately at Shotguns life is good .

Thats right i said it im 12 , yes i look like im 120 but i swear my brain is still 12 . This morning when i got up i took my 2 step daughters to there new school here in Lakewood Co . , why are they starting a new school near the end of a current school year , well let me tell ya !!! My wife and i enrolled the girls at kunsmiller creative arts academy thinking they would thrive well DPS sucks and both my step daughters where picked on and beat up because they where pretty and white , how horrible !!! Kids are young and cant really be held up for alot of there actions , but the dean and others at kunsmiller did nothing no suspensions or anything , we where just told to report and more bullying or threats to the dean !!! Bullshit i say , by the way this happen to each of my girls twice , which is way more than any decent parent can handel . I went way off the subject whoops , why do i look old and feel young …. i cant stop playing video games on my computer and psp , right now im kicking ass on Dantes Inferno and Modern Combat , i love it and thank God for my ADD and the fact that im 12 .

Sometimes i think to myself that my starbucks coffee is so hot that the water comes straight up from hell , the water used to make the coffee that is , but this is not true !!! Hell on earth is really costco on a saturday afternoon , today i was trying to buy some water and toliet paper and i could not believe all the fat rude people at the store , holy crap is a free sample of cheese worth your soul i guess it is because i saw so much pushing and shoveing for free cheese i could not stand it !!!!! Today was the st pattys day parade , the guy Dan who i hired to bring and drive the float did not show up , what a prick i hope he dies in a firey crash soon !!!!! Any way time to work its Saturday !!!

Had to fire a pretty girl today that always sucks , and it pretty much breaks every man code there is , but i must do it sometimes . Barbie has a terrible temper and starts fights with alot of other girls , it makes me feel like im in the H B O , show OZ about prison life on the inside , ill hire her back someday i hope . IM alone before work my wife is picking the kids up from school and my other kids are napping , i thought gee whiz maybe ill have 5 minutes to spank it …… any way i get my pants down and start the deed then i make the mistake of looking around and see my 2 year olds dolls all stareing at me like im a monster a sick monster , i of course loose my train of thought . Time to get in the shower life is good , i hope tonight is busy and no one punches me in the face . Matt

I never get any comments so maybe , not just maybe no one reads this crap i write about i mean who do i think i am …… im middle aged , fat , cross eyed , busted up knee having pain killer eating , strip club manager , i guess i just think im cool . Anyway i am cool !!!! The patio opens soon rockies home opener , remember we closed it because lil Mike got so drunk he pissed all over himself and a guest . We also will be open on Saturdays till 4 am how fun , the guests that enter that late are always ready to party hard !!!! My life is going so well and the club is so busy right now im so lucky , i hope and pray things can stay the course !!!! Well here i go its thur at 630 pm , time to go out on the floor and work it !!!