Sometimes i think to myself that my starbucks coffee is so hot that the water comes straight up from hell , the water used to make the coffee that is , but this is not true !!! Hell on earth is really costco on a saturday afternoon , today i was trying to buy some water and toliet paper and i could not believe all the fat rude people at the store , holy crap is a free sample of cheese worth your soul i guess it is because i saw so much pushing and shoveing for free cheese i could not stand it !!!!! Today was the st pattys day parade , the guy Dan who i hired to bring and drive the float did not show up , what a prick i hope he dies in a firey crash soon !!!!! Any way time to work its Saturday !!!

Had to fire a pretty girl today that always sucks , and it pretty much breaks every man code there is , but i must do it sometimes . Barbie has a terrible temper and starts fights with alot of other girls , it makes me feel like im in the H B O , show OZ about prison life on the inside , ill hire her back someday i hope . IM alone before work my wife is picking the kids up from school and my other kids are napping , i thought gee whiz maybe ill have 5 minutes to spank it …… any way i get my pants down and start the deed then i make the mistake of looking around and see my 2 year olds dolls all stareing at me like im a monster a sick monster , i of course loose my train of thought . Time to get in the shower life is good , i hope tonight is busy and no one punches me in the face . Matt

I never get any comments so maybe , not just maybe no one reads this crap i write about i mean who do i think i am …… im middle aged , fat , cross eyed , busted up knee having pain killer eating , strip club manager , i guess i just think im cool . Anyway i am cool !!!! The patio opens soon rockies home opener , remember we closed it because lil Mike got so drunk he pissed all over himself and a guest . We also will be open on Saturdays till 4 am how fun , the guests that enter that late are always ready to party hard !!!! My life is going so well and the club is so busy right now im so lucky , i hope and pray things can stay the course !!!! Well here i go its thur at 630 pm , time to go out on the floor and work it !!!

American furniture warehouse , what a freak show !!!! How do all those people fit that furniture in there trailers !!!!! Im wondering why 150 died today in a 8.5 , and 1 month ago half a million died in a 6.5 , is God telling us all something or was that God less prick d=Darwin right about something , Im a proud Christian and know God is there !!!!! Had to fire 2 ets last night for bad table dances , jeez why cant they keep it together it breaks my heart , its so embarassing for everyone and makes me look like a pimp and i hate that . Star Wars party was fun last night , tonight is the 70s party i love staff dress ups so do the guests , it really keeps the club differant and so fun !!!!!!! I have been watching the show Sparticus on Showtime and i love it , sure its kind of gayish because of all the sweaty gladiaters rubbing up on each other , but theres also lots of blood and heads getting chopped off, so its a fair trade i guess , my wife hates it , i love her for watching it with me every week …. WE open till 4 am tonight so here we go !!!!!!!! matt

Wednesdays are always a good day for me as a strip club guy because im cooled down from work and well rested and most of the time ready to go back to work and face 1000 s of drunks and at least 20 strange stressed out situations . My new son is 3 weeks old and sick , had to take him to the doctor today , Presley my 2 year old dumped a hole yogurt on our familys oldest dog bruser , the other dogs all 4 attacked him because they thought he was yogurt !!! My 10 year old has a history project due tomorrow and is crying and pulling her hair out , its a great day off . Anyway who cares about Tiger Woods hes a jackass , a great golfer hell yes but a shitty dad !!! I am going to start having the girls in the amature strip-off sing a karioke song topless every thursday , that should really get the crowd going . Time to eat dinner Matt

Snow all night tonight , that icey cold kind of night that makes people not want to go to the club but stay home and watch movies , thank God we still had 10 girls enter our amature strip off . 3 of the contestants feel down on stage much to the crowds enjoyment . Had to give my new manager Wayne time off , really like him alot a great guy just no room for him right now . Ricks clubs is buying all the pts clubs up in denver , that is pretty good news for us at Shotguns because they arent very good at making guests happy and there girls are very rough looking . ThAT crazy basterd flew his plane into that IRS office today wow whats happening to this perfect country we all call home . I love America , but i worry so much now because of my kids . Matt

Playboy tv or showtime is for sure buying under the gun , im so pumped , the club will be very infamous now for sure !!!! TH e producer is directing me to be myself and i guess im a crabby old dick because he said i reminded him of Simon Cowell . I like coffee to much ive been going to starbucks everyday lately . Ilove my wife so much she let me win a bet we had over the weight of jack my new son , anyway i took my 100 dollar winnings and bought 2 psp games and 2 new american eagle sweatshirts . Capt Phil from the most dangerous catch on the discovery died yesterday im pissed , i got to spend time with him last year in the club he was a great down to earth man he will be missed !!!

My son was born sat , at 7 am 6.5 pounds and 19 inches long , i just about missed it because grandma had to pick up my 3 other kids i was freaking out but it all worked out Jack was born after 4 pushes . We got home from the hospital sunday and Jackson crapped out the side of his clothes sticky black poop everywhere , i love it kids are everything to me now . The SIA convention was great the KLASSNINE party on sat 800 screaming snowboarders gave Shotgun Willies our best month in history i sure feel good !!

Thats right i do wonder but not really i know why people arent buying new cars its because the car salesmen are cocky pricks that try and take advantage of you . I bought my wife an 06 suburban z71 and not only did the salesman ( clyde ) try and sell me a long over priced warinty , he told me i was a bad human for being a strip club manager and that i made to much money !!! I dealt with him because i really wanted that truck but it sucked . My 2 year old Presley is not liking the baby Jack at all she has turned into a dog and barks and licks now , she cries every time i even hold the baby and then starts the dog thing , they say this is normal behavior , but wow !!! Anyway back to work after my 7 day maturnity leave and im ready to go !!!!! wISH me luck Matt

Im off for a week so weird things happen art the club while im gone sometimes . Cat fight means 2 girls fighting and its always scary and so crazy , i have been beaten up given beatings but when women fight it is so scary women are way meaner and tougher than men , if women where as natural strong as men , us men would be beaten up daily . Anyway bridgette the et threw up into tasha the ets hair the other night , bridgette said she was sorry , bought tash some wine but tasha would not stop wineing and yelling about her stinky hair situation and this went on for days . Finaly bridgettes boyfriend who hands out beatings weekly to his girlfriend bridgette , calls the club saying he was going to shoot the place up , jeez cant a guy get a break . Anyway bridgette is suspended her violent shitbag boyfriend is going to jail , and tasha is on the no drink list at work . I wish bridgeete would dump this guy but she will not . Im back to work Sat cant wait .